hump day Funny Status Messages

   my cat jus tryed to hump my dog, I guess its like hes wearing catnip goggles

   Leap day AND hump day.. {insert clever remark here}

   Since it's a Leap Day and also a Hump Day.....I wish Obama would take a flying Leap up a camels ass so far he hit's the Hump!

   today is hump day & leap day...this will be tricky

   Happy Hump Day and Leap Day! A word of caution: try not to do both at once I dunno for sure but it may be dangerous. You could try humping then leaping or leaping then humping? Either way just be safe.

   Since it's Hump Day Wednesday, rather than have my usual can of Redbull, I'll try Redbone, "She'll give me brain"

   :There's nothing more romantic than seeing young lovers dry hump their way through Wal-Mart...

   If you didn't hump Christina Ricci... then you're doing Wednesday wrong.

   Wednesday... As most of you call it Hump day, I like to call it the 3rd Monday of the week.

   If you don't hump Christina Ricci today, then you're doing Wednesday wrong.

   wondering why hump day can't ever be as good as it sounds!!

   If I bend over for any reason and you don't immediately come behind and air hump me, you're not my kinda guy.

   Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction.

   Ok, just saw Jenny the Crypt Keeper dry hump a Bieber cardboard cutout. Seacrest should have gone down there and ash bombed her.

   Hump Day tedium..(Yes, tedium. I don't care about your boring business deal. Unless you won the lottery or Marilyn Monroe came back from the dead to gave you head, your day was tedious.)

   Happy Hump Day means zip to the 15% who work weekends, the 30% who do six days a week, 8% unemployed, 10% disabled, 15% on call, and the 20% who are retired. To the 2% that this actually applies to....bl0w me.

   “If I was a dog, I would so hump your leg right now!”

   Every day is "hump day" to my neighbor's dog....get off of my leg you mangy mutt!

   I'm not saying she was ugly, but the dog had to close his eyes just to hump her leg

   So, if Miley Cyrus and the Beebs had a baby it would make honey boo boo look like the royal baby! .. and she could hump its Teddy Bears !