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   messageicon I wish I loved anything as much as Donald Trump loves to be relevant.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 12:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey! Stop attacking Donald Trump. She is a nice chubby older Polish woman and she deserves some respect.
←Rate | 11-15-2012 03:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have more respect for the toilet paper I just wiped my ass with than I do for Donald Trump.
←Rate | 11-15-2012 08:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bill Gates made his name in software. Richard Branson made his name in air travel and media. Donald Trump made his in property. I made my name in Campbell's alphabet soup.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 09:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The tattoo of Donald Trump's face on my anus is symbolic because he too is full of shi t, but my a$$hole has a better hairstyle
←Rate | 12-04-2012 08:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am the Donald Trump of poor people.
←Rate | 03-06-2013 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven.
←Rate | 03-12-2013 13:25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon LITTLE KNOWN FACT: If you stamp on Trump's foot,, his hair pops straight up like a trash can lid.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 15:37 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump is running for president. Are we on Candid Camera?
←Rate | 06-16-2015 16:13 by akatinamarie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !
←Rate | 06-17-2015 00:25 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump go home you're drunk.
←Rate | 06-17-2015 09:42 by Rollen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet if Trump did get elected, he'd be able to comb over some of the financial problems we face.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 09:00 by Creeooo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever wonder if Donald Trump parts his pubic hair the same way? You will now.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 14:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way Americans feel about Donald Trump running for President is the way the rest of the world feels about America.
←Rate | 06-19-2015 14:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The mexicans said to Donald Trump "estás despedido, estúpido idiota"
←Rate | 06-25-2015 13:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much is SNL paying Donald Trump to run for President?
←Rate | 06-28-2015 13:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the only thing worse than having to listen to Donald Trump is having to admit he's right! RIP Kate Steinle
←Rate | 07-12-2015 15:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump was missing from Miss Universe contest. Did El Chapo's escape have anything to do with it, being a mexican?
←Rate | 07-13-2015 14:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It took 3 amigos and a Mexican village to take care of El Guapo...Donald Trump has zero Amigos, advantage El Chapo!
←Rate | 07-15-2015 16:05 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm voting for Donald Trump just for the SNL jokes
←Rate | 07-21-2015 15:54 Comments (1)  



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