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   messageicon I order the club sandwich all the time. I'm not even a member. I dunno how I get away with it.
←Rate | 02-03-2010 11:02 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
←Rate | 02-04-2010 21:17 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon President Obama has invited a group of top Republicans to watch the Super Bowl with him at the White House. That should be a lot of fun. They're gonna need a two-thirds vote before they pass him the Doritos.
←Rate | 02-06-2010 19:26 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man, good thing the Obama family got that dog. I'm pretty sure Sasha and Malia were tired of throwing frisbees at Joe Biden.
←Rate | 02-22-2010 17:43 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about you, but I'm pretty disgusted by the "tips for a tiny belly" ads.
←Rate | 04-28-2010 15:21 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon After Al Gore gets divorced, his wife will receive 40 percent of his ego, his ignorance, and the Internet.
←Rate | 06-02-2010 20:09 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon These high gas prices sure have made it hard to land on the dollar when filling up.
←Rate | 06-05-2010 23:01 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Man Next To Me: You might want to turn down your iPod, because everyone in the room can tell you're listening to "Party In The USA" even though you don't think they can.
←Rate | 09-15-2010 23:13 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mark Zuckerberg: Weren't you doing just fine without the irritating banner ads?
←Rate | 09-26-2010 19:29 by tomcall Comments (0)  


   messageicon Society would improve leaps and bounds if people would just stop putting those stupid Transformers emblems on their cars.
←Rate | 10-27-2010 07:14 by tomcall Comments (1)  


   messageicon BREAKING: The Washington Redskins, due to the embarrassing nature of their name, have decided to remove the "Washington" from it.
←Rate | 10-14-2013 18:36 by tomcall Comments (0)  



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