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   messageicon Cheer Up Hillary Clinton. Nelson Mandela wasn’t elected president, until after serving 27 years in prison.
←Rate | 11-04-2016 05:26 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig ? The letter F ?
←Rate | 11-05-2016 11:57 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe so many Americans from the Bible Belt plan to vote for Trump. If he gets to build his wall, he'll be keeping Jesus out of the country.
←Rate | 11-07-2016 22:24 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary. It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 08:43 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sticker given to Trump supporters at the polls: "I Voted" Sticker given to Hillary supporters at the polls: "I Rigged"
←Rate | 11-08-2016 11:34 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clinton vs Trump. Whoever wins, We lose.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 11:35 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK
←Rate | 11-09-2016 04:41 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank God the American Elections are over. Now the rest of the world can go back to hating their own politicians.
←Rate | 11-10-2016 11:10 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary and Trump are in a boat and it sinks. Who survives? I'd say Hillary. According to Bill, she never goes down.
←Rate | 11-14-2016 09:59 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congratulations to Marijuana for winning more states than Hillary .
←Rate | 11-17-2016 11:35 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West 'hospitalised in Los Angeles'. Our thoughts and prayers go out at this difficult time to the hospital staff.
←Rate | 11-22-2016 09:17 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West is said to be recovering well in hospital after an 8 hour operation to remove his head from his ass.
←Rate | 11-23-2016 06:51 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample ovee others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 09:24 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the biggest city in America ? Obesity.
←Rate | 12-03-2016 01:12 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anybody know how to disable the autocorrect feature on my wife ?
←Rate | 12-03-2016 01:13 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf... but he didn't listen.
←Rate | 12-05-2016 10:36 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Carrie Fisher was found unconscious by a relative,who tried to revive her with chest compressions. Unfortunately, the force wasn't strong enough.
←Rate | 12-28-2016 09:17 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Years resolution is simple…. Remember to write 2017 instead of 2016
←Rate | 12-31-2016 07:13 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it.
←Rate | 12-31-2016 07:13 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
←Rate | 12-31-2016 07:14 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  




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