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   messageicon Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? I hate that.. Anyway, I'll cut this short cause,, I gotta go poop.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 08:48 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Web MD is like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book where the ending is always cancer.
←Rate | 03-04-2012 16:58 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dog knows that when I put on Sarah McLachlan,,, He's about to get a beating.
←Rate | 03-04-2012 18:23 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life.... Give an octopus nunchuks,,, and no one's eating fish ever again.
←Rate | 03-04-2012 18:41 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thirty five people died from eating cantaloupe in Jan. And that,, right there, should be this years new slogan for Krispy Kreme.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 20:50 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's more than one way to skin a cat. There are four,, and they're all horrible.. Can we not talk about this?
←Rate | 03-07-2012 05:57 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've just finished designing a new line of T-shirts,,,, The T-shirts were first tested on animals.........they didn't fit
←Rate | 03-07-2012 17:47 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'm gonna like "The Lorax" because it's the only movie that I can say... "I already read the book"
←Rate | 03-08-2012 17:35 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow!!! I farted into my iPhone and Siri told me what I had for breakfast.
←Rate | 03-08-2012 21:19 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just lost another hour trying to figure out how to reset the clock in my car.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 09:30 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's now a Taco Bell taco with a shell made out of Doritos?,, Hmmm, It seems that our junk foods have started hunting each other.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 17:11 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon This woman at Walmart has a lovely set of March Madness teeth.. She's down to the final 4.
←Rate | 03-13-2012 19:10 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon 8.Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there...
←Rate | 03-16-2012 09:23 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even though it will mean the loss of 1-2 inches in height, some of you should seriously consider the Ped Egg..
←Rate | 03-16-2012 13:20 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently,,, hospital bed pans are only for the patients??
←Rate | 03-17-2012 09:01 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a competitive eater unless someone orders French fries,, "for the table."
←Rate | 03-17-2012 09:07 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I eat the broken cookies first,, because I feel bad for them.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 09:09 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just went to this restauraunt on the moon.... The food was great but there was like, no atmosphere.. No really,, It took my breath away
←Rate | 03-17-2012 11:11 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Recent studies show that 1 out of 3 Americans weigh as much as the other 2 put together.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 18:58 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it wasn't for diarrhea,,, I'd have no rhea at all...
←Rate | 03-17-2012 19:05 by snotty Comments (0)  



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