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   messageicon Woke up this morning from a dream I was flying. Late to work kind of wished that whole flying thing was true
←Rate | 03-08-2013 18:35 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When it's raining I don't work, when its sunny I don't work, when its cloudy I call in sick!
←Rate | 03-11-2013 23:43 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you worried your not getting any phone calls? #1 Place cell Phone on silent. #2 Wait about 1 hour you should get at least 10 missed calls. #3 For the heck of it now turn volume to loudest
←Rate | 05-29-2013 14:29 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always start my day off with SNAP, CRACKLE, POP
←Rate | 06-20-2013 14:09 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If our Government shuts down how much Electricity will we save?
←Rate | 10-01-2013 10:27 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Personal Foul......Holding.......and Unsportsmanlike Conduct Sorry I get very competitive at "All You Can Eat Buffets."
←Rate | 10-20-2013 00:55 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a new Flu Shot for the Window 8 computers
←Rate | 11-18-2013 00:31 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just anounced if you own a MAC you can now access the Obamacare website
←Rate | 11-19-2013 21:42 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some days for me it's like I start off making an omelette but in the end it all ends up scrambled eggs......
←Rate | 01-16-2014 20:26 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon People that look through other peoples medicine cabinets? WEIRD!~~ I would like to look through their fridge.
←Rate | 01-16-2014 20:26 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am convinced that Kellogg's works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
←Rate | 02-21-2014 22:44 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The moon is so red tonight......oh wait my eyes are just blood shot....
←Rate | 04-15-2014 00:17 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!
←Rate | 04-17-2014 00:43 by oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will put my phone down when you put yours down....Ready set.....Wait Someone is calling
←Rate | 12-14-2014 19:50 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey let me give a gift that will take a week to put together. I have included the manual and a DVD....Have Fun
←Rate | 12-21-2014 18:19 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon To see my family over the holidays I have an appointment book. Just so there is no fender benders.......
←Rate | 12-21-2014 18:19 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss the old days when everyone had the same RING tone.
←Rate | 12-27-2014 01:20 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have the new Weight Watchers fridge...At midnight my fridge no longer lights up inside. My Flashlight is also out of batteries!~~THE END TO MIDNIGHT SNACKS!~
←Rate | 01-14-2015 20:16 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think America will get so LAZY that we will have "Spray on pants."
←Rate | 01-14-2015 20:25 by Oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon BORED so Pretending to water my fake plants.....
←Rate | 01-14-2015 20:25 by Oregon Comments (0)  




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