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   messageicon I have washboard abs. They just happen to have a little laundry on them...
←Rate | 07-15-2011 17:13 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have pet peeves-I have major psychotic f##cking hatreds!!!
←Rate | 07-15-2011 17:14 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, thew shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed
←Rate | 07-15-2011 17:17 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to get in shape, pear is a shape...right???
←Rate | 07-17-2011 22:43 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I married my wife for her looks, just not the ones she has been giving me lately
←Rate | 07-18-2011 18:15 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my Doctor calls them, symptoms...
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:52 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon told my son he should drink plenty of electrolytes in this heat, he responded by asking me if I drink beer for the electrolytes
←Rate | 07-19-2011 18:57 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon DIET= Do I Eat That...
←Rate | 07-19-2011 21:30 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got some new underwear the other day. Well.... new to me
←Rate | 07-20-2011 18:52 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else addicted to Pawn Stars because they misrerad the title the first time they turned it on???
←Rate | 07-21-2011 21:23 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon if alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair
←Rate | 07-22-2011 13:06 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about lighting up the fire pit to cool down outside
←Rate | 07-22-2011 13:14 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon there is a good chance my eyes will be red tomorrow
←Rate | 07-29-2011 18:01 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon need to check my wifes license...apparently she changed her name to Princess without telling me
←Rate | 07-29-2011 18:02 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon my buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said "any bar I walk into!!!"
←Rate | 07-29-2011 18:04 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon weird. I was playing mini golf and this angry dude from New Zealand offered to carry my putter and kept swatting my wifes camera out of her hand
←Rate | 07-29-2011 18:09 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you have to ask how much that drink is, you probably shouldn't be drinking it
←Rate | 07-29-2011 18:12 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm not a vegetarian but I eat animals that are
←Rate | 07-29-2011 18:16 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 1 week of sobriety!!!
←Rate | 07-31-2011 22:35 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon there are two types of people in the world; Those who know how to handle stress and those who need bail money
←Rate | 08-02-2011 20:33 by migasjoe Comments (1)  




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