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   messageicon Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:11 by Luka Comments (1)  


   messageicon Why do people look up when they think?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:21 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you ask a person in a strange town for directions why do they say 'I haven't got a clue'? Don't they understand that you want directions instead of clues?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:22 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we hear a burglar stumbling around our house in the dark why do we yell out 'Who's There'? Do we really expect them to yell back their name?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 09:22 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon . If I flip this coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?
←Rate | 11-26-2010 13:15 by Luka Comments (2)  


   messageicon If Jim Rockford was such a good detective, how come he could never figure out that he wasn't going to get paid?
←Rate | 11-27-2010 19:16 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that car commercials know which old songs were good but oldies radio stations don't?
←Rate | 11-27-2010 19:26 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a guy named David has his ID stolen, do we have to call him Dav?
←Rate | 12-25-2011 09:39 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's important to have a woman who cooks.2. It's important to have a woman who makes you laugh.3. It's important to have a woman trust you.4. It's important to have a woman that's good in bed.5. Its very important that these 4 women don't know each ot
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:01 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always finish my sentences but when ido...
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:10 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always make sense but when I do idont
←Rate | 12-25-2011 10:12 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:02 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:03 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:09 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:11 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:12 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come they always announce the reporters as reporting live from the scene? Has any of them reported dead from the scene before?
←Rate | 03-06-2012 14:58 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which marketing genius at Trident thought that the Latin word for 'three teeth' would be a good name for a sugarless gum?
←Rate | 07-03-2013 02:10 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Harlem Shake....Off a cliff
←Rate | 07-03-2013 14:29 by Luka Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks are not?
←Rate | 07-03-2013 14:36 by Luka Comments (1)  




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