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   messageicon says if someone questions your motives for doing something, throw them off by saying "I did it to protect you"
←Rate | 01-21-2011 11:13 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon just sent a text message to a random number saying "Im Pregnant"
←Rate | 02-25-2011 08:53 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes feels like going up to people who have just been seated at a restaraunt and say "Just to let you know, the last person that sat here threw up on the table"...
←Rate | 04-18-2011 14:24 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walking thru a spider web instantly turns you into a ninja
←Rate | 04-19-2011 07:51 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Muhammad Ali vs. Michael J. Fox - The Quickest Game of Jenga Ever
←Rate | 06-02-2011 10:55 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Live once. Regret nothing. Rewrite destiny.. nothing is written in stone. Nothing. Love your life the way you need to, not the way your told too.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 09:09 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend called me a pedophile! I was shocked! That's such a big word for a 5 year old
←Rate | 06-30-2011 09:17 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
←Rate | 07-01-2011 16:51 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Florida 1st state of the union to legalize murder..
←Rate | 07-05-2011 14:57 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Anthony wants to be out of jail by Halloween, so she can dress up as a woman who didn't kill her baby
←Rate | 07-08-2011 08:57 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love meeting new people until they say something stupid. Most of my friendships last about 3 minutes.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 18:08 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders what would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
←Rate | 08-17-2011 09:06 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Combined "no problem" and "your welcome" to an upset customer ... its not good saying "your problem" at the end of a phone call .. whoops
←Rate | 08-18-2011 07:40 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Satan punishes the evildoers, wouldn't that make him a good guy?
←Rate | 10-31-2011 15:13 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon While looking at porn, "Low Battery" appears . . .Challenge Accepted
←Rate | 10-31-2011 15:26 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon you should Y0u.Tube "warriors of goja", sit back, and enjoy.
←Rate | 11-28-2011 16:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see all these women outside in short skirts. If they don't catch frostbite, they'll definitely catch an STD
←Rate | 12-08-2011 16:37 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently punching an alien looking thing in the face and saying "Welcome to Earth" isn't acceptable on a newborn baby
←Rate | 01-03-2012 10:21 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you're getting old when the morning after pill is a percocet
←Rate | 01-29-2012 22:59 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not hungover, I'm just tired from a long night of drinking
←Rate | 02-03-2012 09:21 by Yaj Comments (0)  




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