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   messageicon That chick has been passed around more than blame.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 11:34 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wasn't that drunk" Dude you threw a sock at a midget and screamed "Dobby be free!"
←Rate | 06-16-2012 11:35 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to work in a factory crushing cans. I hated it! It was soda pressing.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 11:36 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stopped paying my car payments to concentrate on my dream of appearing on a Repo show.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 11:39 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you cant live without me, then why aren't you dead yet?
←Rate | 06-16-2012 12:33 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sleeping in could easily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 12:37 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet the first gay Transformer will morph into a Prius.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 12:38 by StonerDudee Comments (1)  


   messageicon Come on, who are you going to believe? Me or the background check?
←Rate | 06-16-2012 17:11 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do people who wear Tapout know that that's the name for what the loser does?
←Rate | 06-16-2012 17:12 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon The leading cause of depression is reality.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 17:16 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's hard to pretend you love someone when you don't, but it's harder to pretend you don't love someone when you really do.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 17:18 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 17:19 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex is like pizza. When's it's good it's good. When it's bad it's still pretty good.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 00:41 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon If cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?
←Rate | 06-18-2012 13:04 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cigarettes are like hamsters. They're completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and set them on fire.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 13:05 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two cars crashed into each other in Mexico. 57 Dead.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 13:09 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 16:08 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Long busy day, I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 16:10 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a thief ever broke into my home, I'd just pretend to be a thief too... We'll laugh & hug and then he'll leave because I was there first.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 12:48 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 12:49 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  




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