L Funny Status Messages

   when I die.... my older posts will keep you entertained forever.

   I feel bad for people who didn't party in college and got D's... what a waste.

   stop chasing girls chase money cause when you got money they chase you....and I'm slow they always catch me :)

   Im tryin to beat The Heat like Dirk Nowitzki.

   Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others

   When you judge someone, it doesn't define who they are, it define who you are.

   When the angels ask what I loved most about life, I'll say you.

   Do I turn left where nothing is right? Or do I turn right where nothing is left?..

   A little slower please, pedestrian crossing the street. I don't really like making the green light anyway.

   Sick of girls saying all guys are the same we aren't they just always go for the same kinda guy.......

   My name is __________ and my goal is to make you smile.

   money don't change you, it changes the people around you.

   Im gonna hang out with everyone who likes this status today

   living the Champagne lifestyle with Bud Light pockets

   your shoes so cheap, you click'em three times and you end up in a crackhouse

   I just made a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico, Thanks Irene

   my birthday is everyday thats why I don't do nothing special on my birthday.....its just another day.

   girls know everything except when a guy likes them..

   such a drunk I just took the Wine out of Amys house.

   FB jackings just another fantasy by the annonymous