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   messageicon You know you were drunk last night when you cooked pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees
←Rate | 10-19-2012 15:02 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The words "Haters" and "Swag" are overused by the people who have neither
←Rate | 10-20-2012 14:54 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are an option, you are also an idiot
←Rate | 10-20-2012 16:52 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is too valuable to hold grudges. Forgive and move on
←Rate | 10-25-2012 13:35 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one can text faster than a pissed off woman
←Rate | 10-29-2012 18:28 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not sweating, you're not doing it right
←Rate | 11-06-2012 13:11 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon One man's hoe is probably another man's hoe too.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 15:18 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Humans are the only creatures on earth that will cut down trees, make paper, then write "SAVE TREES" on them.
←Rate | 11-14-2012 13:42 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the girls that wear a lot of make up. It's a face not a colouring book!
←Rate | 11-21-2012 15:50 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you Happy and you know it thank your ex
←Rate | 11-24-2012 16:25 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 12:47 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 12:49 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb
←Rate | 11-25-2012 15:38 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl rule: If she talks to my boyfriend, I hate her and she's a whore.
←Rate | 11-26-2012 13:18 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the lights
←Rate | 11-29-2012 16:30 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not happy being single. You're not doing it right
←Rate | 12-02-2012 18:43 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1992: Girls got undressed for their husbands. 1995: Girls got undressed for money. 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook and Instagram
←Rate | 12-03-2012 16:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some girls will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same cheating guy a millions times...
←Rate | 12-04-2012 13:28 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?
←Rate | 12-10-2012 10:11 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather watch a candle melt than play a game on Facebook
←Rate | 12-10-2012 12:56 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


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