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   messageicon Does anyone know where I can get more Lite-Brite pegs?... I'm trying to finish my Will and Testament.
←Rate | 11-24-2021 16:10 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon The โ€œthank you waveโ€๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ after letting someone merge their car in front of yours is the one thing holding this fragile society together.
←Rate | 12-04-2021 14:12 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss the days when peopleโ€™s biggest concern was Marilyn Manson.
←Rate | 03-01-2022 16:43 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon ๐ŸŽถ I got in one little fight and my mum got scared, ๐ŸŽถ she said You can't slap Chris Rock because your wife has no hair.
←Rate | 03-28-2022 17:52 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah, Easter. That lovely time of year that reminds you to take down the Christmas decorations.
←Rate | 03-31-2022 20:05 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho! It's off to sleep I go. I'll crawl in bed and rest my head. Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho!
←Rate | 04-05-2022 22:46 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon We used to be young and carefree, and now we have a favorite cashier at the grocery store.
←Rate | 04-08-2022 15:32 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Word on the street is, Cookie Monster has tested positive for COVID. It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.
←Rate | 04-16-2022 00:05 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon In other newsโ€ฆ Elon Musk is now going to also buy McDonald's so he can fix all the ice cream machines.
←Rate | 05-03-2022 17:16 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Strong with this fourth day of may, the force is โ€” Yoda
←Rate | 05-03-2022 23:30 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon With you, may the fourth be โ€” Yoda
←Rate | 05-03-2022 23:31 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maaaaay The 4th Be With You
←Rate | 05-04-2022 17:39 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't honk at me asshole, I'm not on my phone. I missed the light change because I was trying to get that last french fry at the bottom of the box. ๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿ˜’
←Rate | 05-24-2022 14:23 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I shurvivfed the dentisht wivout any notishable shide affecshss. ๐Ÿ˜
←Rate | 07-14-2022 17:22 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lotto Max is up to a full tank of gas and a buggy load of groceries.
←Rate | 07-28-2022 20:10 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon How am I supposed to explain Daylight Savings Time to my neighbors dog?
←Rate | 11-04-2022 20:42 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear I can feel my brain buffering.
←Rate | 11-04-2022 20:53 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beedo Boop Bop Beeda Beep Boop Lop Bleeda Bee eezz ... you've got mail !!
←Rate | 04-10-2023 18:21 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boop Bop Beeda Beep Boop Lop Bee eezz ... YOU'VE GOT MAIL !! ๐Ÿ“ญ๐Ÿ˜
←Rate | 04-23-2023 16:56 by JCGJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Jonny Cash โ€“ Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
←Rate | 05-08-2023 16:25 by JCGJ Comments (0)  




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