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   messageicon I realized Santa wasn't real; when my toys had "Made in China" on them.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 14:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Profile Pictures: Guys- (•_•) Girls- (°3°)
←Rate | 12-18-2011 15:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus had a snuggie first
←Rate | 12-19-2011 22:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting your iPod on shuffle… “not this one.” (←_←) “or this one.” (←_←) “BINGO!” ~(','~) (~',')~ \('-'\) (/'-')/ \('-'\) (/'-')/
←Rate | 12-19-2011 22:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm looking for a LeBron James sort of relationship. No ring and I can disappear when you really need me.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 22:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you have sex with someone for the first time you get an idea of what their ex liked
←Rate | 12-20-2011 20:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your picture on Facebook (`▽´) .Your face in real life : (‾(••)‾)
←Rate | 12-20-2011 21:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing pisses me off more than going through a Drive-Thru with someone who says they don't want anything, then they start to eat your fries
←Rate | 12-21-2011 11:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Given today's gas prices, Ludacris should consider finding hoeZ in the same area code.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd appreciate it if the city just delivered the phone books straight to my recycle bin.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 16:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon blackparent:*spank* . DIDNT . *spank* . I. *spank* . TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* . CLEAN . *spank* . UP ? MOVE YA HAND ! *spank*!
←Rate | 12-21-2011 16:26 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table* Who the hell drank my beer!
←Rate | 12-21-2011 18:54 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call, we would have no friends.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 18:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon How does justin bieber remove a condom? He farts.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 19:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Floyd Mayweather beat up his wife and wanted to go to jail so he can duck Manny Pacquiao again
←Rate | 12-21-2011 19:04 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook may say that we are friends, but I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face!
←Rate | 12-21-2011 20:53 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear guy that invented the metal wires, screws and clips that hold kids toys to the cardboard packaging with a death grip: I HOPE YOU DIE.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 21:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Son: "Dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Dad: "Ask your sister." Son: "But I don't have a..."
←Rate | 12-22-2011 10:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word "facial" is used.
←Rate | 12-22-2011 15:34 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The weather man (drug dealer) says I can have a white Christmas (cocaine) with plenty of trees (weed) and now I'm happy (broke)
←Rate | 12-22-2011 21:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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