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   messageicon Could switching to Geico really save you 50% or more on car insurance???.....Does being on Facebook really give you the feeling that people's lives are a little over-exaggerated just by reading their status updates?
←Rate | 02-22-2010 13:55 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did everybody see the trailer for the new Free Willy movie? They kept on showing it on the news.
←Rate | 02-26-2010 22:18 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a dog walking his blonde earlier today.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 23:06 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The WIFE and her husband's CREDIT CARD....The True Marriage.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 23:06 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon why can't Twitter just die already?
←Rate | 03-03-2010 03:45 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon FASTEST means of Communication : 1) Phone 2) TV 3) Internet 4) Tell A Woman (For even FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE)
←Rate | 03-03-2010 03:53 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you thought about being a bit selective when uploading photos. We don't need to see the WHOLE PHOTO SESSION.
←Rate | 03-05-2010 22:58 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe everyone does NOT need to see 146 photos of your newborn fresh out of the placenta.
←Rate | 03-05-2010 22:58 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon YOUR interest in your own kids: 100% Everybody else's interest in YOUR kids: 0.3%
←Rate | 03-08-2010 01:48 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook 101: Seriously, if you've got something to say to someone, say it to them DIRECTLY. Don't post it on your wall for everyone else to see because no one else is interested, and people will just think you're a egotist.
←Rate | 03-18-2010 03:42 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Biggest Social Networking Crime: You haven't seen someone for years; you vaguely recognize their name but not their face. They add you as a friend on Facebook and then after you accept them, you never hear from them again.
←Rate | 03-18-2010 03:43 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon come on now, you think Elin (Tiger's wife) would really walk away from all that money... She's not that crazy.
←Rate | 03-18-2010 14:38 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Could you put some creativity in your pics. Nobody wants to see you make the same face 8 different ways.
←Rate | 03-19-2010 15:14 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can do a thousand GOOD things and a a hundred GREAT things. But if you do just one BAD thing, people will remember you for that.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:26 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:27 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever wonder what the person on the other side of the mirror is wondering about you?
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:29 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon It would make your mother proud if you could NOT, walk, talk, spell, and wear your damn pants like you were raised by a rap video your whole life.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:34 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reasoning Behind Most Comments to A Woman's Photos: 75%-Looks, 20%-Talent, 5%- REAL Talent.
←Rate | 03-26-2010 07:33 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon have you ever slept so good you couldn't wait to do it again as soon as you woke up?
←Rate | 03-26-2010 18:26 by Danmanz Comments (1)  


   messageicon Played Tiger Woods PGA Tour '10 the other day. Funny thing was that the 'cheat codes' were already put into the game.
←Rate | 03-28-2010 09:44 by Danmanz Comments (0)  




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