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   messageicon My second favourite household chore is laundry. My first favourite is being hit in the head repeatedly by the ceiling fan blades until I faint.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 15:07 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's going on vacation and coming back on probation.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 13:43 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the mini skirt gets any shorter...women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, & a little more hair to comb"
←Rate | 04-09-2010 11:39 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon when the roomates away, in my underwear I will stay
←Rate | 04-11-2010 23:04 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it!
←Rate | 04-11-2010 23:05 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Says: He may wear the pants.. But I CONTROL The Zipper!! hehehe!
←Rate | 04-12-2010 14:56 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Random thought of the day: If someone threw a rock and knocked you off your donkey, would you be stoned off your ass?
←Rate | 04-17-2010 11:13 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My night and shining armor, ending up being a retard in tin foil;)
←Rate | 04-18-2010 23:02 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon being a mother is like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave:S
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:23 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now sounds a little better than, it's 1:15, I'm trashed & horny...
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:42 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:44 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon God: An invisible friend for adults
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:45 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:46 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw a message in my alphabet soup. It says OOOOOO. Oh wait….I'm eating Cheerios
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:59 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was given 4 E's and LSD last night… Such an awful start to a game of scrabble.
←Rate | 05-01-2010 00:06 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all those who look down on me; I'm tearin' down your balcony.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 16:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon says 'gardening' is what it's called when adults want to play in the dirt!
←Rate | 05-19-2010 16:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Skirt, skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your ass!!
←Rate | 06-06-2010 21:43 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
←Rate | 06-23-2010 21:52 by Angela Comments (1)  


   messageicon Do you ever have days that when someone says Hi, all you want to say back is, "I wish I was."
←Rate | 08-07-2010 14:13 by ANGELA Comments (0)  




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