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   messageicon Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee....today is my birthday and I am 70!!
←Rate | 01-17-2012 14:42 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon A wise old man once said nothing....bet a woman can't do that!!
←Rate | 04-28-2012 21:50 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon An average person thinks he isn't!!
←Rate | 09-26-2011 09:57 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Leave It To Beaver" is what I am calling it...it's a club for distraught men that have a hard time dealing with women!!
←Rate | 12-02-2011 12:52 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have a game show called Survivor in America....you can win 1 million dollars for doing something for 2 weeks that most people on this planet call "life"!! It simply amazes me how spoiled, ungrateful and lazy we are!!
←Rate | 05-11-2011 14:11 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK, I go upstairs to the bathroom and walk by and my wife is watching Forensic Files....20 minutes later she comes down to the man cave and asks if we should get life insurance on each other!! Made me nervous
←Rate | 09-13-2011 22:49 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Mr. T and Flav O Flav had a baby and he is one of the Black Eyed Peas!!
←Rate | 02-06-2011 22:19 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm wearing my pants today at half mast....are you??
←Rate | 01-16-2012 17:08 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bet if a gunman opened fire while Obama was onstage yesterday....he would use them as human shields!! Kinda like he is doing now!!
←Rate | 04-09-2013 07:25 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you just hate those skinny ass Barbie type girls that always says "I'm fat"!! I would love to go "not now but keep actin' like your actin' and you will be after those 7 kids you're gonna have" Anyone else feel this way??
←Rate | 03-04-2011 12:34 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon "SWAG" LOL....I love to know where words originate from and in the 1960's a group of men came up with the term "SWAG"....it's meaning Secretly We Are G@y!! True story!! So go get your SWAG on and please post on FB everytime you do so I can laugh at you!!
←Rate | 08-17-2012 15:31 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone ends their posts with "just sayin" I would love to smack the sh!t out of them and poke their eyeballs out with an ice pick....other than that I am having a great day!!
←Rate | 10-20-2011 17:18 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought LL in LL Cool J meant :adies Love....it obviously means "Lip Licker" cuz that's all he does after he finishes a sentence!! Gotta love the Grammy's!!
←Rate | 02-12-2012 22:53 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon NASCAR in KENTUCKY!! WOOOHOOOO!! Where there will be more fans than teeth and you will hear this: "Please remove your mulllets for the singing of the National Anthem"
←Rate | 07-08-2011 16:48 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Conrad Murray convicted of killing a pedophile and we cheer at the verdict?? I bet Dexter Morgan is pleased even tho he didn't get to make a trip to Neverland Ranch!!
←Rate | 11-07-2011 20:41 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think an athiest has the right to listen to "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey!! Go listen to "Nothing Happens When You Die" and whine on your message boards!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 18:22 by urboyblue Comments (2)  


   messageicon After seeing Nancy Grace's nipple slip on Dancing With The Stars....I must say I will never eat bologna again!! Thanks alot Nancy!!
←Rate | 09-28-2011 14:46 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon All you damn people inviting me to Castleville get on Battlefield 3 so I can knife you!!
←Rate | 12-03-2011 10:34 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Use this form for submissions only. Viola"No more Foreign Aid until every American is fed, clothed and has a home" I would vote for any man or woman that promised that...wouldn't care what color, religion or who he/she slept with....PERIOD!!
←Rate | 08-28-2011 21:09 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna make your girl scream when ya have sex fella's?? Call her and tell her where ur at!!
←Rate | 08-05-2011 15:02 by urboyblue Comments (0)  



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