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   messageicon If you want to change the world, do it while you're single... Once you're married, you can't even change a f**king TV channel...
←Rate | 02-18-2016 04:53 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if aliens ask each other. Do you believe in HUMANS?!
←Rate | 02-04-2012 09:19 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Other than insecurity, hatred & racism, sexism & discrimination, greed, infidelity and sheer stupidity most of the human race is pretty much perfect...
←Rate | 09-23-2017 09:46 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never reject anybody in your life, because good people give us happiness and bad people give us experience. Both are essential in life!
←Rate | 02-07-2012 08:58 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash! Teacher: Get Out!
←Rate | 02-20-2012 10:48 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:08 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, for the first time in history - France did not surrender!! They actually fought!
←Rate | 01-09-2015 17:00 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I ask God for patience to deal with stupid people and courage to tolerate their ignorance, because Lord only knows if I ask for strength I might beat them to death...
←Rate | 07-30-2017 12:24 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:31 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Condoms DO NOT guarentee safe sex anymore... A FB friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's Husband...
←Rate | 02-09-2012 22:22 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hello Verizon... This is President Obama... I am interested in your share everything plan...
←Rate | 06-06-2013 20:24 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still haven't heard Obama or GOP candidates say anything about getting rid of Jersey Shore or deporting Justin Bieber back to Canada…
←Rate | 02-08-2012 18:37 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding!
←Rate | 04-17-2012 23:09 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish my dog owned stuff so I could pee on it and ruin it to show him how it feels.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 13:48 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two things a man can never hide: 1. When he`s drunk, and 2. and when he's in love...
←Rate | 02-04-2012 08:51 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I get old, I don't want people thinking, "what a sweet old grandpa..." I want them to worry - "I hope he is not armed with AK 47..."
←Rate | 02-08-2012 18:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope someday I will be able to afford an iPhone X... Like the girl in front of me paying for her groceries with food stamps...
←Rate | 09-23-2017 09:42 by XXX-FUXY Comments (1)  


   messageicon A video of humans having sex is pornography. A video of animals having sex is a documentary!!!
←Rate | 05-23-2012 06:46 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hi, Welcome to Abercrombie. Our sizes are; Small, X Small, Anorexic, Bulimic, and Malnourished."
←Rate | 06-18-2013 05:50 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don`t like something, change it. If you can`t change it, change your attitude. Don`t complain...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:20 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  



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