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   messageicon I'm amazed at the amount of money every girl I know spends on clothing when when all of them in fact look better without any.
←Rate | 08-28-2011 08:07 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 Jobs Westboro Baptist Haters can do instead of protesting Military Funerals: 5) UFC grappling dummies 4) Product testers 4 Fleet's Enema Co. 3) Fear Factor game taste testers 2)Pridefest Clean Up Crew 1) HumanShields 4 R Troops since IEDs R from God.
←Rate | 08-19-2011 22:41 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does anyone want to go to Hell in a handbasket? Everyone whose ever been to the Supermarket knows that using a Shopping Cart would be so much better.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 15:27 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon WESTBORO BAPTIST'S: Military Funeral Protesters who'll one day bring their glowing personalities and heartwarming words to the Nether-Regions they'll share with other sincere folks like Hitler, Dahmer, Gacy, and Jack the Ripper.
←Rate | 09-10-2011 05:43 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever looked at someone and realized "WTF" is always what immediately comes to mind?
←Rate | 09-24-2011 08:08 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day as the years go by I find myself missing a special certain someone from my past. Lucky for me my aim is improving.
←Rate | 08-20-2011 08:26 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Summer Vacation begins to spiral downward when your Dad says "Let's go this way. I know a shortcut."
←Rate | 08-15-2011 17:31 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a fine line between mandatory overtime shifts and a hostage situation.
←Rate | 09-24-2011 08:28 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roger Ebert called. He's giving your online performance of "The Worlds Biggest A$$hole" two enthusiastic thumbs up. Way up.
←Rate | 09-10-2011 04:56 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Games Nursing Staff HATE playing on at a Nursing Home: 5) Ollie, Ollie Ijustpeed 4) Guess what's on My Shoe 3) Here we go Loopty Poo 2)Red Light, Green Light: A Game of Incontinence Care 1) Follow the Leaker
←Rate | 08-17-2011 16:25 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon When work gets monotonous I go for a long sit down potty Break. Then I can honestly say to my boss "Hey! I'm one of the few people who actually gives a sh*t around here!"
←Rate | 08-22-2011 16:14 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm tired of wasting time on people who won't waste any time on me.
←Rate | 09-11-2011 00:52 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon In grade school I dreamed of having a supersized tree house and a flyable jetpack. now that I'm grown up all I want is 2 dancing Hamsters from the Kia Soul Commercial.
←Rate | 09-17-2011 16:48 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate how Facebook always ask "What's on your mind?" like I'm actually going to share tickets to this crazy train with all of my friends.
←Rate | 08-28-2011 07:49 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon People tell me that opportunity is just around the corner don't realize I'm walking in circles in this terrible job market.
←Rate | 09-12-2011 07:09 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon All my job prospects sounded a lot more exciting when I was seven.
←Rate | 08-28-2011 07:44 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This is your status update.sƃnɹp uo ǝʇɐpdn snʇɐʇs ɹnoʎ sı sıɥʇ. Any questions?"- Nancy Reagan
←Rate | 09-13-2011 11:33 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate Fridays that aren't payday. Sometimes this day makes me wish I had a Viking Helm so I could walk into the payroll office and yell "It's MY money and I need it nooooow!!!"
←Rate | 09-13-2011 13:48 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever said "Good things come to those who wait" has never stood in my long a$$ line.
←Rate | 08-28-2011 08:24 by JBabcock Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to get your teenage son to roll his eyes is show him your "Jedi Powers" by waving your hand in front of the automatic doors at Target.
←Rate | 08-30-2011 06:06 by JBabcock Comments (0)  




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