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   messageicon This just in.. Governor Mary Fallin has just signed legislation naming the penguin as the new State Bird of Oklahoma...
←Rate | 02-09-2011 17:57 by timboss Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hope my CEO doesn't come here as the Undercover Boss cause I'd be like, "Ahh, don't worry about that mess. It'll be there tomorrow... BREAK TIME!"
←Rate | 01-16-2012 01:38 by Timboss Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear History Channel, The Mayans were wrong.. We are not dead.. Everybody is still here. Please adjust your morning programing accordingly..
←Rate | 12-15-2015 09:32 by timboss Comments (0)  

   messageicon needs some comfort food.. Oh wait! I ate it already.. :-/
←Rate | 08-05-2011 22:18 by timboss Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can you imagine how different the story would have been if Fritz hadn't dropped the "normal" brain?
←Rate | 10-29-2011 23:53 by timboss Comments (0)  

   messageicon When going out for sea food, I always order shark steak. Not because I like it.. but to show THEM who is really on top of the food chain.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 21:11 by Timboss Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just went to that God wants you to know app.. It said, "Nothing" :-/
←Rate | 07-11-2011 19:21 by timboss Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when I'm scrolling through Facebook the first thing in the morning and accidentally run up on the three headed baby.. Eww
←Rate | 07-03-2013 09:31 by timboss Comments (0)  


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