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   messageicon If I were a midget I would so score candy on Halloween
←Rate | 09-27-2011 20:29 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do forget to set your scale back 10lbs this next week
←Rate | 11-23-2013 17:38 by smeebert Comments (1)  


   messageicon my kids enjoy the free cardboard box and balloons the most
←Rate | 11-06-2011 18:07 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon We had it all Just like Bogie and Bacall Sailing away to Key Largo Here's lookin' at you kid RIP
←Rate | 08-12-2014 22:57 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you gave up on life when you eat your breakfast, lunch and dinner from a "bacon bowl"
←Rate | 12-29-2013 22:45 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dreamt I was forced to eat my way out of a ginger bread house
←Rate | 12-04-2011 11:21 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon What good is one phone call in jail if they won't let me use my cell to find the number, no one remembers phone numbers these days!
←Rate | 06-27-2011 23:26 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are building a fence and I'm gonna make my neighbors pay for it.
←Rate | 01-29-2017 14:23 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon for once I'd like to see "Its been a crappy year, mainly cause your were part of it"
←Rate | 12-27-2014 00:22 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you hot syrupy flavor, every morning I wake to savor, I drink you with one eye sleepy that fact I can rhyme this early is kinda creepy
←Rate | 11-02-2011 11:01 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching this NBA game makes me miss the great Larry Bird days, now its all showboating and apparently there is an "I" in team.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 21:46 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon whoever dies with the most friends on facebook wins
←Rate | 11-28-2010 17:50 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon making Holy Water by boiling the Hell out of it.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 03:42 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just watched the "Notebook" & "Rudy" ...NO I didn't cry! but I want to go out for an ice cream now
←Rate | 02-13-2011 01:35 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Met my new gf, a spark came between us…..WOW those taser guns are well worth the money!
←Rate | 04-12-2011 03:44 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon a certain sign of who will wear the pants suit in your marriage is when the wedding reception has a Vegan menu and a gluten-free cake!
←Rate | 07-30-2010 00:32 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon finding the Christmas spirit, now if only I can find someone who is in the giving mood to pay
←Rate | 12-23-2010 20:07 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brees created quite the Hurricane in New Orleans tonight
←Rate | 12-26-2011 23:58 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon everyone is crazy but me and you and I'm beginning to wonder a little bit about you
←Rate | 11-02-2013 19:34 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I wanted patience I would have been a doctor!
←Rate | 01-11-2011 02:03 by smeebert Comments (0)  




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