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   messageicon before the letters FDNY became a fashion statement on hats, it was worn on the back of brave dudes with mustaches, NEVER FORGET
←Rate | 09-09-2011 22:09 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If LaBron is really serious about winning he would sign with the Harlem Globetrotters
←Rate | 06-24-2014 14:06 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon i dont care if my teammates are straight or gay, as long as they dont listen to Nickelback...
←Rate | 04-30-2013 18:29 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates it when I post something here that I read on someone elses facebook page only to find out that they read this stuff too!!!
←Rate | 08-02-2011 20:50 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping for a Fergie Wardrobe Malfunction Today!!!
←Rate | 02-06-2011 16:13 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations
←Rate | 02-01-2015 22:35 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont worry if you find yourself alone on Valentines Day...its not the end of the World...thats still 10 months away
←Rate | 02-14-2012 20:56 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol: Because no good story ever starts with "So this one time I was eating a salad..."
←Rate | 11-27-2011 22:11 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Josh Shaw now claiming he broke his ankles keeping looters out of his grandmother's Bakery in Ferguson...
←Rate | 08-28-2014 12:10 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe thats why she didnt win American Idol
←Rate | 11-24-2011 12:35 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon if alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair
←Rate | 07-22-2011 13:06 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon May the pillow be cooler on the other side ...RIP Stuart Scott
←Rate | 01-04-2015 12:17 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon vacation plans this year include a state wide convienence store hot dog tasting tour this summer
←Rate | 06-26-2011 21:13 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bubba Watson looks like Latka from the TV show Taxi
←Rate | 04-08-2012 19:24 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon some days 25 to life just seems like it would be worth it!!!!!
←Rate | 06-28-2011 21:11 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got some new underwear the other day. Well.... new to me
←Rate | 07-20-2011 18:52 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else think Scotty from American Idol looks like Alfred E Newman from Mad Magazine???
←Rate | 03-25-2011 11:12 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon eventually we all stop lying about our age and start bragging about it!!!
←Rate | 07-05-2011 17:11 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon kind of surprised I'm not an action figure by now...
←Rate | 11-19-2012 21:23 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon how come when we talk to God we are praying...when God talks to us we are schizophrenic
←Rate | 06-28-2011 21:12 by migasjoe Comments (0)  



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