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   messageicon doesn't that swirling graphic the weather channels show of Irene look like a sonogram? I keep thinking the whole east coast is pregnant... and 'The Situation' is the father
←Rate | 08-27-2011 15:10 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon dear biology, can I get an extended warranty on my penis?
←Rate | 09-28-2010 15:34 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon NASCAR - National Association of Stupid Cars And Rednecks
←Rate | 02-20-2011 11:34 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think i'd have to be pretty hammered to see Thor
←Rate | 06-05-2011 13:47 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Casey Anthony didn't pay her taxes, she'd be in prison right now
←Rate | 07-06-2011 15:46 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon waking up next to Julie Chen with no make-up makes me want to saw me penis off with a rusty car key
←Rate | 09-11-2010 00:57 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon loves when people just click the 'like' button on a thread of comments cause they're too lazy to add another comment
←Rate | 11-26-2010 11:20 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing punch buggy with your mother
←Rate | 08-29-2010 19:39 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon T.S.A. pat downs on children are a direct violation of their civil puberties
←Rate | 11-18-2010 13:26 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon facebook should have a 'I AM ON THE RAG' notification for women
←Rate | 07-01-2011 23:19 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon which kind of vinegar must your bath towel smell like until you actually get a clean one?
←Rate | 10-22-2010 14:26 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon CANADA - Crying About Never Actually Defeating Americans¬†
←Rate | 06-16-2011 12:05 by levon Comments (1)  


   messageicon i almost rather burn than have to change my smoke detector battery
←Rate | 06-03-2011 23:51 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon the inside of my car looks different sober!?
←Rate | 10-30-2010 02:10 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trending Now - #1 Mindy Cohn..... WTF?
←Rate | 10-30-2010 01:44 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon the band Nine Inch Nails should change their name to 'No Amount of Toilet Paper Helps'
←Rate | 02-27-2011 16:39 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon supports the "Obama Is Too Damn High Party"!!!
←Rate | 10-20-2010 00:32 by levon Comments (1)  


   messageicon just downloaded this new app called iColi... it's sick!
←Rate | 06-11-2011 13:21 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's happy hour somewhere in somebody's vagina
←Rate | 06-10-2011 22:14 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon our economy has Dow Syndrome
←Rate | 08-04-2011 16:36 by levon Comments (0)  




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