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   messageicon s a cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face
←Rate | 05-18-2011 09:31 by Griff Comments (0)  


   messageicon British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
←Rate | 04-25-2011 07:42 by Griff Comments (0)  


   messageicon The following sentence is true: The previous sentence is false. (
←Rate | 05-26-2011 09:27 by Griff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is my day off so I'll spend it worrying that I'm wasting my day off before I have to go back to work.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 10:00 by Griff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I just get so frustrated by the rush-hour traffic that I slam my head on the steering wheel. That's usually followed by the bus driver telling me to get out.
←Rate | 07-29-2012 09:44 by griff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide use 3 fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 05:17 by Griff Comments (0)  


   messageicon You offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
←Rate | 10-19-2013 09:54 by griff Comments (0)  


   messageicon That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a lightsaber just to open it.
←Rate | 06-29-2013 09:41 by Griff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks Women are magic creatures: they get wet without water, bleed without being injured, give milk without eating grass, can make boneless meat ROCK HARD!
←Rate | 05-12-2011 09:20 by Griff Comments (0)  



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