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   messageicon Just got the new Payton Manning Bobble Head Doll....But the head won't move!!
←Rate | 09-09-2011 09:40 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I assume it's just waiting for the right moment.
←Rate | 06-10-2011 22:59 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:30 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be beautiful on the inside.....eat more glitter!!
←Rate | 03-06-2013 09:43 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hoping my dead grandma isn't watching EVERYTHING I do.....She would be pretty dissapointed in me!!
←Rate | 08-15-2010 20:08 by greg2missy Comments (1)  


   messageicon Grammar is important. For instance, commas and Capital letters make a difference. such as in these examples: "Let's eat grandpa." vs "Lets eat, grandpa" or "I helped my Uncle Jack of a horse" vs "I helped my uncle jack of a horse".....
←Rate | 06-16-2010 22:45 by greg2missy Comments (4)  


   messageicon I was suppose to let you all know the Procrastinators Club will meet last Thursday......
←Rate | 10-20-2010 22:04 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Still can't believe Skeletor and Stretch Armstrong sold out and started selling cars.....
←Rate | 12-07-2014 15:05 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was watching my dog lick himself when I though "I'm gonna try that".....He bit me!!!!
←Rate | 08-12-2011 23:28 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it ain't KRAFT Mac and Cheese, it ain't Mac and Cheese!!!!
←Rate | 12-08-2014 14:46 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought the new Kurt Cobain Bobble Head doll....but now the d@mn head keeps popping off it.....
←Rate | 06-03-2011 09:12 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does my car want my ears to explode when I open a back window?
←Rate | 10-11-2014 14:31 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon From now on I'm boycotting Shampoo....I demand REALPoo!!!!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 21:46 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q) Why was the Snowman so happy? A) He saw the SnowBlower coming!!!!
←Rate | 12-03-2011 09:32 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because I'm drive, doesn't mean I can't drunk!!!
←Rate | 08-12-2011 23:17 by greg2missy Comments (0)  


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