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   messageicon I'm pretty sure the guy who came up with Guitar Hero got the idea from a scantron test!
←Rate | 09-29-2010 20:46 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon If us guys show support for Breast Cancer Awareness... How are the girls gonna should show support for the our Testicular Cancer Awareness month!
←Rate | 10-08-2010 00:39 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon according to the color of my pee, I had a great night last night!
←Rate | 07-24-2010 00:50 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know Floyd Mayweather likes to dodge but this is ridiculous!
←Rate | 01-07-2010 02:11 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Lebron is keeping a list... you know who else is keeping a list? Delonte West. and you know who's mom is on there???
←Rate | 08-12-2010 15:27 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon If ESPN had a cake show, they could call it "Laying Down a Bundt."
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:51 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not drunk... I'm just tired from drinking all day!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 12:10 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know Gilbert Arenas likes to shoot, but this is ridiculous!
←Rate | 01-05-2010 22:16 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just think of all the millions and millions of people Dr Laura will help by being off the air
←Rate | 08-19-2010 10:28 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon two cannibals are eating a clown...one says, does this taste funny to you???
←Rate | 01-15-2010 18:43 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do homeless people get knock knock jokes???
←Rate | 08-02-2010 13:57 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon What you call sex ed, I call Saturday night...
←Rate | 07-14-2010 18:12 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon St. Anthony just asked me if I have seen his keys...
←Rate | 07-22-2010 10:31 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sure If I just pulled a groin muscle working out, but I am walking funny and I sound like Mike Tyson...
←Rate | 07-27-2010 14:09 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow just found out Jimmy Dean died! this is gotta be the wurst day ever...
←Rate | 06-15-2010 01:22 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sesame Street YouTube channel hacked, videos replaced with porn. I don't want to tell you what the letter ˝C˝ stand for.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 19:27 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hide your vaginas because @TigerWoods has just joined Twitter.
←Rate | 11-17-2010 14:45 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not that big on Volcanic Ash... I'm more of a Volcanic boob man!
←Rate | 04-18-2010 23:53 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when my foot falls asleep... it usually means it's going to be up all night!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 12:14 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earth Day - Keeping Earth cleaning than Uranus...
←Rate | 04-22-2010 10:37 by geez Comments (0)  


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