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   messageicon HoodTranslations101: "Sh*t just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughin matter
←Rate | 03-29-2012 00:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT
←Rate | 04-30-2013 07:38 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chick called the cops on me cause she opened her closet and I handed her a shirt. This why chivalry is dead
←Rate | 01-07-2015 10:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 20:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes when I wanna be really romantic........ I light a candle when I masturbate
←Rate | 12-26-2011 18:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end on a call, we would have no friends.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 18:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? "It's open."
←Rate | 09-02-2012 00:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My car runs on gas.. Not friendship. So pay the f*ck up.
←Rate | 01-24-2012 12:41 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just finished washing a load of paper plates if anyone's wondering about my bank account balance.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 21:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI: If you beep your horn .03 seconds after the light changes green, I will shut off my car, lay on the hood, and feed birds for an hour!
←Rate | 03-11-2012 21:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You sit quietly under a needle for hours getting a tattoo but if I touch you with my ice cold feet you let out a bloodcurdling scream.
←Rate | 03-11-2012 21:16 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me.
←Rate | 06-11-2013 20:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HoodTranslations101: "I'm chillin tonight bruh" - My current financial situation will not allow me to partake in the festivities tonight.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 14:44 by FADOLO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lil Wayne = 5% Black 95% Tattoos.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 22:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon People, put a dollar in the jar every time you masturbate. Trust me on this. {Sent from my yacht}
←Rate | 07-29-2013 12:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charles Barkley's head looks like an Angry Bird.
←Rate | 01-02-2012 23:08 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Gas is dropping...we must have secured an oil rig in the middle east...
←Rate | 06-23-2012 12:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got "I <3 U" texted to me. Of course I also think one is less than three. Idiot.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 13:40 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm looking for a LeBron James sort of relationship. No ring and I can disappear when you really need me.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 22:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon After 2 million years in existence, the pinky finger reveals its true purpose: supporting the bottom of our phones.
←Rate | 11-01-2012 17:49 by Fadolo Comments (0)  



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