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   messageicon Whenever I say the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with pie!
←Rate | 06-05-2013 04:35 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs beer and a violent redhead with handcuffs
←Rate | 06-07-2013 04:14 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someday i'll live in my OWN basement!
←Rate | 06-10-2013 14:15 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you wake up at 3am for no reason, there is an 80% chance that someone is staring at you...
←Rate | 07-17-2013 10:46 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I die at walmart, PLEASE, drag my body to Cabella's
←Rate | 07-26-2013 09:35 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you stalking me? Cause that would be awesome!
←Rate | 10-06-2012 04:42 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon i like that you try to compete with me. At least you have a goal...unrealistic and unatainable, but at least its a goal!
←Rate | 07-13-2013 15:24 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're as useless as the G in Lasagna
←Rate | 10-13-2012 03:24 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop undressing me with your eyes...use your teeth
←Rate | 10-30-2012 05:08 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon she said she was not comfortable watching me masturbate. So I told her to take a different bus.
←Rate | 08-28-2013 09:09 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 03:36 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's ok if you disagree with me, I can't force you to be right.
←Rate | 10-30-2012 05:43 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am NOT playing "Hard-to-Get". I'm playing "I-Don't-Want-You"
←Rate | 06-14-2013 17:55 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am always confused when I see a status message that isn't about me.
←Rate | 02-01-2013 03:21 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon a ventriloquist. I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move!
←Rate | 05-30-2013 05:41 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't say you were stupid, I said that "i see a pole and body glitter in your future"
←Rate | 07-19-2013 07:18 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I hate Tacos!" Said no Juan ever
←Rate | 06-19-2013 14:21 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry I took your daughters virginity. It won't happen again.
←Rate | 08-15-2013 09:18 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Karma means I can sleep at night, knowing that everyone I mistreated today had it coming!
←Rate | 07-26-2013 09:52 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could eat a bowl of Alphabet soup and poop out a better arguement!
←Rate | 10-30-2012 06:34 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  



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