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   messageicon I'm doing a charity gig tonight for people who struggle to achieve multi orgazims. Don't worry if you can't come! For those of you that will come...Sign the guest, list below!
←Rate | 09-22-2011 16:15 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think they should make Sarah Palin the new Pope. Cause she can see heaven from her back yard!
←Rate | 02-13-2013 00:42 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Girls Gone Wild"....Just Sequestered President Obama..I Betcha!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 13:20 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fractured my @ss today doing a cannonball into the bathtub today...
←Rate | 02-02-2012 23:00 by david Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to try and say this te nicest way possible. wait I better hold my tounge when I say .... "FQ!"
←Rate | 12-13-2011 13:09 by david Comments (0)  


   messageicon with out me awesome would just be awes
←Rate | 11-30-2011 23:09 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm alone my right hand starts to freak out..Im Sexy And I No It!
←Rate | 09-28-2012 04:42 by David Comments (2)  


   messageicon Please help me! The invisible spider-monkeys are trying to sequester me!
←Rate | 03-05-2013 14:18 by David Comments (0)  



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