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   messageicon cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon still misses someone. But his aim is improving!
←Rate | 03-20-2009 15:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon successfully licked one of his elbows!
←Rate | 12-28-2008 13:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doing nothing worth mentioning on facebook.
←Rate | 03-18-2009 05:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"
←Rate | 05-13-2008 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!
←Rate | 04-28-2009 21:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon colorblind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while
←Rate | 05-12-2008 19:44 Comments (3)  


   messageicon knows that your husband isn't realy taking tennis lessons on Sundays...
←Rate | 04-23-2009 19:42 Comments (1)  


   messageicon a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!
←Rate | 04-28-2008 23:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page. 2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US. 3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate. 4) watch what happens.
←Rate | 04-30-2009 08:32 Comments (3)  


   messageicon having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think ive remembered this before.
←Rate | 03-24-2009 15:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if nothing goes right.... go left!
←Rate | 04-03-2009 19:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Celebrities walk on the red carpet because they're famous, I walk on toilet paper cuz I'm the sh**!
←Rate | 03-24-2009 04:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loves To Be Bipolar...Hates To be Bipolar
←Rate | 11-26-2008 12:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks they need to have a twelve-step help group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon.
←Rate | 04-30-2009 08:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if the people who spend £2 each on those Evian bottles know that backwards it spells Naive..
←Rate | 04-20-2009 16:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon had a handle on life but it broke
←Rate | 08-08-2008 07:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon had his left side removed. He's all right now
←Rate | 09-29-2008 15:07 Comments (0)  



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