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   messageicon Heros don't wear capes, they wear dog tags.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 23:09 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I heard a guy on the street say, 'It's chowder season, baby!' so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words
←Rate | 12-09-2016 07:18 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got a message from Jaheem Kofi, the kid I'm feeding for $.50 a day in Ivory Coast... he wants his NY Ranger 2014 Stanley Cup Champions T-shirt in small.
←Rate | 06-09-2014 23:24 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim n kanye should name their kid 'KiIlevry" .. .. KiIlevry Kardashian has a nice ring too it
←Rate | 06-21-2013 09:02 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish "Earth Day" was a realityh show in which we can vote people off of the planet.
←Rate | 04-24-2014 12:16 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congrats Khloe Kardashian! You're father was granted parole!
←Rate | 07-20-2017 15:55 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else notice that "The Los Angeles Angels" directly translates to "The The Angels Angels"?
←Rate | 07-11-2012 14:26 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels like pile-driving his whiny coworker thru a thick glass table bound with barbed wire into a pool of rubbing alcohol with rusty nails and then set it on fire and drink a beer...
←Rate | 08-26-2009 11:15 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see all these women outside in short skirts. If they don't catch frostbite, they'll definitely catch an STD
←Rate | 12-08-2011 16:37 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why Band*Aid doesnt make ethnically colored bandages
←Rate | 01-07-2010 10:57 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon never forget the 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
←Rate | 12-15-2010 10:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Vegeterian" is American Indian for 'Bad Hunter'
←Rate | 08-20-2010 07:44 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon 's words to live by: Treat everyone you meet with dignity and respect but always have a plan to kill them.
←Rate | 01-07-2011 08:03 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to live a miserable life is to pay attention to what other people are saying about you.
←Rate | 01-15-2014 15:11 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon giving up Status Updates for lent
←Rate | 12-21-2009 11:25 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that the US Soccer team should dress up as oral hygienists to scare the english into forfeiture
←Rate | 06-10-2010 16:19 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone wrote "REtARd" on my window this morning. . . took me 3 effin hours to lick it clean :-/
←Rate | 01-10-2013 07:18 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the Karma Cafe, there are no menus. You get served what you deserve.
←Rate | 02-27-2013 11:41 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon In memory of Whitney Houston, all flags should be lowered a crack..
←Rate | 02-11-2015 09:48 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a reIigious person, I dont believe in a god, but that wont stop me from wishing you all a MERRY CHRlSTMAS!!!
←Rate | 12-23-2013 16:16 by Yaj Comments (0)  




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