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   messageicon Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check... Horny campers, that's easy!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 11:02 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saturdays forcast: doomy with chance of rapture..
←Rate | 05-20-2011 21:07 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon See, you think I give a sh@t.. Wrong! In fact, while you talk,I'm thinking; How can I give less of a sh@t?that's why I look so interested..
←Rate | 12-29-2010 08:32 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where's Kanye West when you need him..
←Rate | 02-13-2011 21:07 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, nothing just admiring the shape of your skull..
←Rate | 10-30-2010 02:30 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be sure to drink your Charliesheen!
←Rate | 03-08-2011 08:39 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sh!t it's raining, f*ck it's lightning, dammit thunder, just cussing up a storm over here..
←Rate | 04-23-2011 09:24 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if I tell my kids I'm calling Santa, will work after Christmas too!
←Rate | 11-19-2010 14:35 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be nice to your neighbors.. They're the only ones who'll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams..Happy Halloween!
←Rate | 10-31-2011 09:41 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't have sex man, it leads to kissing and pretty soon you will have to start talking to her..
←Rate | 07-18-2011 14:05 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon  Egyptian Pres. Mubarak finaly steps down. I think he was in denial--which coincidentally is where his body will be found if he doesn't move far far away..
←Rate | 02-11-2011 12:20 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world needs a hero, I'll go change my clothes..
←Rate | 03-14-2011 12:58 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monica Lewinsky turned 46. Seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees..
←Rate | 04-05-2011 23:53 by Wolf Comments (2)  


   messageicon Whoa, this weather is bringing out everything.. Theirs some old people out driving right now and don't even know it..
←Rate | 02-16-2011 15:40 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon You all wouldn't know funny if it came down and slaped you upside ur wall..
←Rate | 05-20-2010 21:04 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've lost my mind, if you find it please put it back in the gutter..
←Rate | 07-08-2010 23:02 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon did you just say something?Or did your brain fart!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 13:49 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon For this is a special time when family And friends get togetherfor fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of holidays and always!!!
←Rate | 12-25-2010 18:43 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always finishes what I sta
←Rate | 04-29-2010 09:37 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Derek Rowe Lease just signed... Movin away from the old meth and crack heads next to some nice occasional cocaine users..
←Rate | 01-10-2011 08:49 by Wolf Comments (0)  



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