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   messageicon There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay. They haven't changed their outfits in 25 years.
←Rate | 08-13-2011 13:36 by SuthernFukr Comments (1)  


   messageicon I never give money to bums because a.) They probably make more money than I do. b.) They work from home. c.) They get to drink on the job.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 11:41 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two types of people in the world: those who know how to handle stress and those who need bail money.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 13:48 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can almost pass a lie detector test if you answer every question with "go fish."
←Rate | 10-01-2011 13:07 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I text with "Almost there!" I haven't left yet.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 21:51 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish this conversation had GPS because you lost me about 20 words ago.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 10:31 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gonna hit the showers. You can do whatever you want with that information.
←Rate | 01-19-2012 10:39 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kissing a girl on her forehead is care, on her cheek is respect, on her lips is love, but kissing her in front of her boyfriend is GUTS
←Rate | 09-14-2011 12:08 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'MAY' contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME
←Rate | 01-25-2012 11:30 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
←Rate | 09-11-2011 09:59 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode.
←Rate | 08-29-2011 13:50 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I say they give all politicains the Federal minimum wage of $7.25 an hour....See how fast things change then!!!!
←Rate | 09-20-2011 10:13 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish somebody would invent a Slim Fast beer.
←Rate | 08-30-2011 15:31 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I heard was, "I swear it'll be funny"... Then we were in jail.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 14:23 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I tell someone I'll be there in 10 minutes, but they continue to call me every half-hour anyway.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 09:33 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the "close this ad" button.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 09:10 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just changed the names of all the girls in my contact list to: "Jake, from State Farm"
←Rate | 03-30-2012 10:20 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone has the one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your house uses or knows anything about.
←Rate | 07-10-2011 14:02 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoa! Thank you warning label! I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 10:03 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I avoid eye contact with myself in the mirror. I know too much about me.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 11:24 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  



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