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   messageicon I love being a woman. I can slap anyone on the ass and get away with it.
←Rate | 11-03-2012 12:04 by Susan Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want to be the reason your pants tighten.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 15:03 by Susan Comments (0)  

   messageicon With a great pair of legs comes great irresponsibility.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 13:27 by Susan Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you die and wake up in hell, at least you know you did earth right!
←Rate | 05-21-2013 13:31 by Susan Comments (0)  

   messageicon Has anyone seen my shake weight?
←Rate | 10-06-2012 10:20 by Susan Comments (0)  


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