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   messageicon 1 Universe, 8 Planets, 7 Continents, 809 Islands, 204 Countries, and I had the privilege of meeting you.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 21:51 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything happens for a reason & sometimes it's better for us not to know that reason.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:05 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon People shouldn't be judged by who they date, what skin color they are, and etc..If they are happy together, then let them live their lives..
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:58 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's 8 letters in I LOVE YOU but there's also 8 letters in BULLSH!T!
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:44 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %
←Rate | 06-28-2011 19:17 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon try to say the letter `M` without your lips touching.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:41 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon there's always that one person who takes a few minutes to get the joke...
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:39 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is like a rubber band. At first we keep on pulling and pulling. Then when someone let go, it hurts the person who holds on.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:47 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Silence is the best answer for all questions" "Smiling is the best reaction in all situations".
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:36 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free
←Rate | 04-04-2011 20:48 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 19:51 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon There no need to miss someone from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future. 
←Rate | 04-04-2011 22:27 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon What goes around comes around. That's what people say. So all the pain you caused me will come back to you someday.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 20:04 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him.
←Rate | 04-04-2011 20:44 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Take the chance, live out your dreams, make life better than it seems.
←Rate | 06-14-2011 17:56 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon ► Play the moments ▌▌ Pause the memories ■ Stop the pain ◄◄ Rewind the happiness. Be a remote in your life
←Rate | 06-13-2011 21:09 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wish I was a white crayon , So no one could use me
←Rate | 07-01-2011 08:47 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must've been creepy "What're you doing why R you sucking my face?" "Jus trust me on this one"
←Rate | 06-09-2011 08:01 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea
←Rate | 06-04-2011 22:56 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when you chilling in a park and Bruno Mars walks by dragging the piano ;)
←Rate | 04-04-2011 20:41 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  



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