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I'm starting to believe that most people wouldn't be that much different if they were turned into actual zombies....
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08-21-2012 15:42 by
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I bet Aaron Hernandez is pretty pumped he can legally marry his cell mate.
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06-26-2013 13:16 by
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These debates are cool, but I think Romney and Obama should just skip the last debate and do an episode of "Wife Swap" instead...
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10-16-2012 20:50 by
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For all of you Dads out there who went out for milk, and actually came back home -- HAPPY FATHER'S DAY......
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06-19-2011 00:30 by
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Black Friday? Don't they already get February?
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11-22-2012 19:42 by
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I'm not saying it's a bad idea to bring an Ebola patient to Atlanta, I'm saying everyone should leave Atlanta because I've seen this movie....
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07-31-2014 19:01 by
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I'm convinced these mosquitoes are on bath salts.....
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07-04-2012 07:51 by
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Rapture Prank: Put small piles of clothes around local churches the morning of 5/22 & record reactions : )
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05-18-2011 07:11 by
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Breaking News: NFL is going to investigate the Falcons for Domestic Violence against the Bucs...
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09-18-2014 21:41 by
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So much for my plans on surviving the zombie apocalypse on twinkies.
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11-16-2012 09:06 by
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I think my wife is mad at me...... so when she walks by, I do what any man would do in this situation: I PLAY DEAD!!!
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05-23-2013 10:39 by
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White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed.
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03-12-2013 13:07 by
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I just dropped $2 somewhere under the passenger seat in my car, so I guess I have a savings account now.
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10-16-2013 22:21 by
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Relax, everyone.....The government that couldn't get a website to work has got this Ebola thing. Don't worry!!
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08-04-2014 21:25 by
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Asked my wife if she would be my friend on FB again, she said no. She said my "funny" status updates are annoying. Therefore, I must conclude she loves me for my body...
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06-12-2014 21:42 by
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Anyone else find it slightly suspicious that a massive plane's gone missing over the same ocean that Bin Laden's floating in.....?
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03-22-2014 15:33 by
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Apparently the NFL replacement Refs now work as tape-delay guys at Fox News....
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09-28-2012 18:03 by
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Hot dog warmers at Citgo seem to be rolling at half-speed tonight, must be in honor of Chavez?
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03-05-2013 19:26 by
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Captain Coward's excuse that he "fell into a lifeboat" is heading into "the dog ate my homework" territory.....Don'y you think?
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01-18-2012 06:34 by
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I hope that James Earl Jones will be narrating the rapture.....
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05-18-2011 15:07 by
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