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   messageicon too bad the minn didnt win...i wanted to see favre get a ring this year....but ok well...you brett...go ahead and retire now for and come back b4 the start of next year...
←Rate | 01-25-2010 14:01 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man goes into a library and ask for a book on suicide....The librarian replies "F*ck off! you wont bring it back!"
←Rate | 05-25-2010 11:37 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa: How much for your list with all the naughty girls on it?
←Rate | 12-17-2009 07:54 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon enjoying a nice bottle of vintage DayQuil '09. The texture is like honey, taste like crap with touch of lemon
←Rate | 12-28-2009 18:07 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house but two people died...
←Rate | 03-18-2010 12:59 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon You've been dating for 2 days - you don't love each other.... Shutup!
←Rate | 04-12-2010 11:35 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Because of The Hangover, the way I say "retard" has forever been changed...
←Rate | 03-24-2010 12:04 by Samir Momin Comments (2)  


   messageicon Enough With The Poking, Lets Just Have Sex
←Rate | 03-24-2010 12:58 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon your really ugly, please stop trying to take seductive pictures of yourself...
←Rate | 03-25-2010 21:17 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you ever noticed that Gatorade doesn't work on guys who suck?
←Rate | 03-17-2010 13:40 by Samir Momin Comments (1)  


   messageicon I text u, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with u, ur hands r glued to ur phone....
←Rate | 03-31-2010 15:48 by Samir Momin Comments (2)  


   messageicon thinks he might be addicted to Facebook because he's seeing a lot of random people around the city, that he's already seen on Facebook....
←Rate | 03-17-2010 12:25 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions....
←Rate | 03-16-2010 13:47 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon YAWN so I can see if you're the one...
←Rate | 03-17-2010 13:43 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did the hurricane say 2 the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts,this is no ordinary blow job...
←Rate | 04-14-2010 17:29 by Samir Momin Comments (7)  


   messageicon Why is the jeopardy theme song stuck in my head? its giving me a false sense of anxiety...
←Rate | 03-17-2010 11:50 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred...
←Rate | 03-21-2010 14:45 by Samir Momin Comments (5)  


   messageicon a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting
←Rate | 11-11-2009 13:05 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering why people with food stamps drive escalades?
←Rate | 05-19-2010 14:31 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon DONT YOU HATE THAT KID WHO REMINDS THE TEACHER ABOUT TESTS OR QUIZES....
←Rate | 03-30-2010 17:37 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  



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