Rickster Funny Status Messages

   How come the same people who don’t trust the government telling us to stay home all of a sudden trust the government when they tell us it’s OK to go back?

   Question of the day: If you could stop this virus and save everyone or have Bill Gates money, what color would your Lamborghini be?

   I really hate when people constantly need reassurance. You know what I mean?

   You know, with my cats seeming enjoyment for cleaning themselves I’m not sure why they don’t have a cat food called Kibbles & Butts

   Taylor Swift and Adele are basically the same age. Mind blown!

   I started out this year with a goal of losing 30 pounds and I only missed it by 35 pounds

   Have I ever been in a stable relationship? I’m not into livestock, you sick twist. What’s wrong with you? Why did your mind even go there?

   I know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?