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   messageicon Cheating is always worse when a woman does it because she has experience turning down sex. When she cheats, it is premeditated cheating; when a guy cheats, it is just cheating.
←Rate | 03-17-2013 12:11 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon A picture is like a thousand words so if your profile photo is bad, it's like reading the word ugly a thousand times.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 17:13 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon too avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
←Rate | 02-08-2011 13:38 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Romance works because ladies love dumb stuff and they are easily swayed by meaningless gestures. That's why all dudes have the same technique. It's called lying.
←Rate | 04-22-2013 18:48 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon has never been able to watch Finding Nemo all the way through in one sitting due to it's frequent use of the "N" word.
←Rate | 01-24-2013 19:08 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon tries to accept the things he can't change and change the things he can't accept.
←Rate | 12-02-2012 20:41 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
←Rate | 02-05-2013 17:30 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon your friends are a lot like testicles. They are close to you, you care about them a lot and as long as you've got one good one, you're gonna be alright.
←Rate | 03-04-2013 16:41 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon a relationship between two person should be like the relationship between the hand and the eye. If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and if the eye cries, the hand wipes its tear.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 15:04 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't help but wonder just how different the world would be if people's pants actually caught on fire when they lied. 0 up, 0 down
←Rate | 12-02-2012 18:30 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon being lazier right now than the guy who designed the Japanese flag.
←Rate | 02-18-2013 18:36 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon jealous of his parents because he will never have a kid as awesome as theirs.
←Rate | 12-08-2012 15:13 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon for some people religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 16:10 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon his relationship status set to "It's Complicated" simply because he can't decide on which hand to use.
←Rate | 03-26-2013 18:44 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon has found that the best thing about dating a homeless woman is that when the night's over, you can drop her off anywhere.
←Rate | 05-16-2013 15:21 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders what guys did before baseball was created to tell how far they had gone with a girl.
←Rate | 01-05-2013 12:26 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't think of anytime to put as a status right now. If you could write my status for me, what would you put?
←Rate | 02-06-2013 18:51 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon if someone tells you it is the inside that counts, that usually means the person they are talking about should stay inside their house.
←Rate | 01-30-2013 19:02 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always wanted to know how long 'forever' was and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 3 to 4 weeks.
←Rate | 04-25-2013 14:54 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 14:22 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)  



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