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   messageicon went to Church the other day and when the plate came to him, he asked what it was for. The man said it was an Offering. So he took it.
←Rate | 04-14-2009 18:58 by Paul Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to consider myself like King Soopers...I too, take pride in the quality of my meat.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:20 by Paul Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is depressing to pull the tag off of your boxer shorts and a parachute opens.
←Rate | 07-20-2013 10:31 by Paul Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jack and Jill went up the hill, but Jack ran out of breath, undaunted Jill got up her will and she went down with Beth.
←Rate | 04-23-2010 10:18 by Paul Comments (0)  


   messageicon I pooped the other day and called it Peter. That is the closest I have come to playing Call of Duty.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 13:44 by Paul Comments (0)  


   messageicon says that other's opinions are just other's opinions... stay true to your inner guidance and smile at all the frowns...
←Rate | 02-04-2010 17:16 by Paul Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do we buy bacon and fry it yet we buy frozen french fries and bake them??
←Rate | 08-02-2013 19:35 by Paul Comments (0)  



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