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   messageicon ever sat in the parking lot at walmart and honk at random people and watch their reaction? hahaha
←Rate | 06-06-2010 16:47 by Mark Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear attractive teenage grocery checkout girl, please don't judge me for buying 3 cucumbers, 1 light bulb, a jar of jelly and 2 tubes of KY.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 13:14 by Mark Comments (0)  

   messageicon One thing vampire children are taught at a very young age is, never run with a wooden stake
←Rate | 02-26-2012 10:14 by mark Comments (0)  


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