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   messageicon "Porn Actor Kills Colleague With Prop Weapon." It was apparently not a banana in his pocket, nor was he happy to see him.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 17:03 by me Comments (1)  

   messageicon Studies show that California has the highest rate of Adultery and Depression....It's a sad State of affairs.
←Rate | 05-17-2013 09:04 by Me Comments (0)  

   messageicon gonna party like it's 1929.
←Rate | 10-15-2009 22:59 by Me Comments (0)  

   messageicon Catholic." ... ... ... He says, "Yes, I'm single & Catholic!" The nun kisses the driver then asks why he is crying. I lied. I must confess I'm married & I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin & I'm going to a Halloween party!"
←Rate | 09-24-2011 20:04 by me Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ryan Braun - way to beat the "guilty until proven innocent" rap!!
←Rate | 02-23-2012 22:20 by me Comments (0)  

   messageicon So you saw my new boyfriend and ask me what happened to my standards? Well duh .. I raised them!!!
←Rate | 08-31-2011 19:35 by me Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the big deal about the Facebook changes? This is a free social media site you chose to use. Get over it or don't use it....seems simple to me
←Rate | 09-23-2011 07:10 by me Comments (0)  

   messageicon im gassy while watching the news... imma go occupy the toilet
←Rate | 11-30-2011 12:26 by me Comments (0)  


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