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   messageicon Dear girl at the bar with the smokin body, long tan legs and amazing knockers, your face looks like a man so I bet you get it from behind a lot. #KeepinItReal
←Rate | 07-26-2011 14:31 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's more shocking than finding out Shirley Temple has died? Finding out Shirley Temple was still alive.
←Rate | 02-11-2014 10:37 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear media: please stop rhyming things with the word "Gate"
←Rate | 01-22-2015 07:56 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Biden's son, another example of someone out douching their douchey parent
←Rate | 10-17-2014 07:17 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get a really exotic car I'm going to get a vanity plate that says something like "Bubble King" or "Tuna Money" so people could wonder what the hell I ever did with bubbles or tuna to finance a car like that
←Rate | 12-04-2012 09:28 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a dark dessert highway, Cool Whip in my hair....
←Rate | 10-01-2013 12:26 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon some of you people are taking the term Fat Tuesday way too seriously
←Rate | 03-04-2014 07:33 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Picking a wedding reception venue is a lot like picking a college - I'm looking for a good place to drink, hang out with my friends and get laid
←Rate | 09-04-2012 10:42 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earth Day sounds like birthday, and that just makes me want cake. So thanks for making me fat Earth Day
←Rate | 04-22-2014 13:25 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry Oscar, I had a date with Glenn and Rick and Daryl and Herschel
←Rate | 02-24-2013 22:04 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear girls at the gym, skinny doesn't fix ugly
←Rate | 10-27-2011 11:11 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pee is the enemy of sleep
←Rate | 09-12-2015 11:46 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon gues she finally exhaled
←Rate | 02-11-2012 20:47 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know why they need a whole month, they get the busiest Friday of the year
←Rate | 12-02-2014 12:48 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marsha Brady is gonna freak when she finds out that Davy Jones died
←Rate | 02-29-2012 14:50 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every day is only a beer away from being a good one
←Rate | 12-17-2012 17:03 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon If days of the week were people, Mondays would be gingers
←Rate | 07-26-2011 14:28 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have failed to remove all the jellies. I have shamed myself, and my ancestors.
←Rate | 06-18-2013 08:10 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon a black guy in a horror movie has a better chance to survive than a white girl in aruba
←Rate | 08-19-2011 12:48 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Waking up a 6yr old for school is a lot like AOL Online. Its slow, it whines and all progress is easily lost by electronic interference.
←Rate | 09-17-2013 09:09 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  



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