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   messageicon if someone else is in the picture with you why do some people still call it a "selfie"?....that's a "groupie"
←Rate | 03-31-2014 02:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon nobody likes a stalker. it's what this chick was saying as I read her lips through my binoculars
←Rate | 02-19-2012 21:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon men's prison is a lot like facebook...if someone really likes you, they'll poke you a lot
←Rate | 08-03-2010 20:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i had a sexy cashier tonight at the store....it was self check-out
←Rate | 10-15-2012 20:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe they should do like a Hunger Games city version....Ferguson vs Baltimore
←Rate | 04-28-2015 22:12 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you mix Jack Daniels with a Smirnoff, are you drinking a jack-off?
←Rate | 07-26-2014 23:54 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon some people are like push-up bras....they make a mountain out of a mole hill
←Rate | 12-15-2014 04:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon we shoot off Chinese fireworks to celebrate our freedom from the British
←Rate | 07-02-2017 00:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the "check engine" light came on. I checked & the car definitely has one. It makes loud noises & drips some stuff all over the place so I know it's there
←Rate | 03-25-2016 00:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon rubix cube: the original fidget toy
←Rate | 06-01-2017 02:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 364 shopping days left
←Rate | 12-26-2011 00:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy fathers day to all the ones who came home with the gallon of milk
←Rate | 06-16-2013 00:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon time for all the bloodsuckers to come out again...not Halloween...election time
←Rate | 10-27-2010 21:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎11/11/11....my calendar is speaking to me in binary
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when women want to be treated like a princess, they go looking for prince charming....they need to look for Mario....he will do anything & has a lot of extra lives
←Rate | 11-27-2012 22:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls fall in love with what they hear... Guys fall in love with what they see. That is why girls wear makeup, and guys lie!
←Rate | 01-27-2013 23:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Legos are practice for when you get older & buy Ikea furniture
←Rate | 08-13-2014 04:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 90% awesome (i know its not 100% but I have more awesomeness than Taco Bell has beef)
←Rate | 01-28-2011 20:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the new iphone 5 comes with some kind of food stamp app
←Rate | 09-28-2012 03:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon whats the difference between love & a sandwich? I'm great at making a sandwich
←Rate | 03-15-2013 14:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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