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   messageicon What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to bed with a light on.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 01:49 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 12:00 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:07 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks people get mad when you don't use korrect grammar and spelin, because they can't just copy/paste it to thier Facebook. Sorry you had to add a comma, it must be such an inconvenience.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 04:49 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't we all just get abong?
←Rate | 02-05-2011 00:52 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a mime shoots you, must he use a silencer?
←Rate | 01-31-2011 04:56 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 17:33 by Dopey420 Comments (1)  


   messageicon What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
←Rate | 03-21-2011 09:10 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 05:01 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Martin Lawrence should just come out of the closet and admit he's a crossdresser already.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 18:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Little Johnny wrote to Santa, "I want a baby brother for christmas." Santa wrote back' "Send me your Mother. '
←Rate | 01-25-2011 13:24 by Dopey420 Comments (20)  


   messageicon Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty, go figure.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 04:52 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday I told my girlfriend to come over because no one is home. I don't know why she was so mad when she arrived to my empty house. I said "no one".
←Rate | 03-09-2011 06:54 by Dopey420 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Maybe if tmobile spent less time on attack commercials, and more time creating phones, and providing a good signal their company would suck a little less. iPhone is still the best!
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:54 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wanna sleep with her, I wanna sleep with her, I wanna sleep with her, I wanna sleep with her, men don't think like that. We think I wanna screw her! No sleep involved
←Rate | 02-06-2011 21:38 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so sick of hearing about the rapture... Shut up already, if it happens we'll have all eternity to talk about it in he'll.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 04:39 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone says to me "hi how are you" I say "high how are you" and they never seem to get it.
←Rate | 07-25-2011 02:28 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 34 days till steak and rh day! :D
←Rate | 02-08-2011 11:34 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's 69+69? Dinner for four.
←Rate | 01-31-2011 05:21 by Dopey420 Comments (1)  


   messageicon A deuchbag of your magnitude could cleanse a whales vagina.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 14:19 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  



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