Corey C Funny Status Messages

   wonders if anyone has ever fallen asleep at the keyboard and crashed into the monitor....Do they have insurance for that????

   Help me, My stomach is eating my throat.......this is a job for pizza man....

   if your happy and you know it click you "like".........

   Be careful how many sticks and stones you throw at others because some are skilled at building catapults.

   Life is to short to bicker and cry before we die.....

   Still waiting to be awarded the bronze medal in "Channel Surfing" from the international Olympic committee!!!!...

   ahh yes the 7-11 Big Gulp. How much soda can one person drink???? If I ever get one again I will make sure the bed of my truck is cleaned out and I have a hand dolly to wheel it out of the store..............

   If I go without sun much longer I am going to turn into a bat and fly to my castle......

   excuse me......Is that a spray on tan or did you roll in a bag of doritos???????????????????

   if Rambo had a gay son would his name be Rambutt?

   Breaking news!!!! US Airforce seen dropping naked Trump statues onto an ISIS Stronghold In Northern Syria!!!!!

   Happy+Friday=much fun......