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   messageicon Wine is a fruit, right?!
←Rate | 07-13-2013 20:09 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to Facebook, Jackie Chan has died 486 times. I must admit that is a rather incredible stunt...
←Rate | 10-23-2013 20:15 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon In hamster years I'm over 2000 years old. Not bad for a chain smoking sugar addict.
←Rate | 08-01-2011 08:39 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon "What have I done?!! Everybody run!!" -Inventor of the boomerang
←Rate | 06-28-2011 10:48 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've never seen Scarface, but I have quoted the "little friend" line at some really inappropriate times.
←Rate | 06-26-2011 08:50 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ariana Grande is just a fancy way to order a medium ariana.
←Rate | 10-20-2014 15:46 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I'll pick up my dog's poop this time since you're having a yardsale and all.
←Rate | 06-25-2011 09:25 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I laughed, I cried, then laughed, then cried, then laughed, then cried..." -Early reviews for 'The Bi-Polar Express'
←Rate | 07-14-2011 21:32 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I won't say this Jack in the Box is dirty, but there's a sign in the restroom that says "Employees Must Wipe Their Asses."
←Rate | 08-08-2011 21:27 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon NEWS FLASH....CORDUROY PILLOW MAKES HEADLINES!!!!
←Rate | 04-24-2013 13:10 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wear my glasses to the liquor store in an effort to appear responsible.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 21:14 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wash my hands so many times a day, I couldn't contract OCD even if I wanted to.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 19:05 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why was that Rorschach guy so obsessed with drawing pictures of my mom naked?
←Rate | 07-26-2011 17:29 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you say your grandpa is looking down at you and smiling I'm just going to assume you also have one of those mean drunken roof grandpas.
←Rate | 06-25-2011 07:57 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would probably be ok, but I don't wanna be dragged from bed 'paranormal-activity' style..
←Rate | 10-07-2014 20:58 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've been shopping for a new desk. Still can't find one with a headboard.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 18:43 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unless life also hands you water and sugar, that lemonade is gonna suck.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 13:05 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon When life hands you pig hooves and horse gums, make hot dogs.
←Rate | 04-04-2014 20:10 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a doctor's note to excuse the rotten stench I leave in people's bathrooms.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 18:25 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl, not even the Kool-Aid man could bust through your emotional walls.
←Rate | 07-07-2011 19:04 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  



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