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   messageicon My question: how did that monkey in Zanesville get herpes in the first place?!
←Rate | 10-20-2011 06:28 by bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big shout out to Jason Voorhees! Party at Camp Crystal Lake tonight with a lot of love making....Be there or be square!!
←Rate | 05-13-2011 06:54 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Early preview of tonight's State Of The Union: It sucks. We're broke. Quit *itching. Goodnight.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 09:32 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Travel Tip: Don't fly on Southwest, unless you like your airplanes with sunroofs........
←Rate | 04-04-2011 06:13 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was about to beat up a toddler until I saw everyone's cartoon Facebook pics and got an overwhelming urge to stop.
←Rate | 12-04-2010 14:14 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama thinks that $172,000 a year is a modest salary. Scratching my head .....I want a modest salary!!!
←Rate | 01-07-2011 13:46 by Bill Comments (1)  


   messageicon The strangest thing about Obama's birth certificate is that it lists Joe Biden as a witness to his birth. Other than that, it appears fine........
←Rate | 04-27-2011 12:13 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dance like the photo isn't being tagged, love like you've never been unfriended, and tweet like nobody is following....
←Rate | 06-22-2011 15:22 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clearly - Tiger Woods is getting laid again......
←Rate | 04-10-2011 17:45 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Capsule used to rescue Chilean miners is now a prototype for all new coach seats on all US domestic flights....
←Rate | 10-14-2010 09:49 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you have to fly to go get one of those TSA airport pat-downs? Just asking
←Rate | 11-17-2010 14:52 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Government Shutdown Day everyone!!
←Rate | 04-08-2011 14:32 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screw Earth Day!! I used to be a planet too.... - Pluto
←Rate | 04-22-2011 07:25 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning, and a Happy Hurricane Season to all.......
←Rate | 06-01-2010 09:26 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easy explanation for dead birds falling from sky...they keep hitting Wonder Woman's invisible jet.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 15:34 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon 500 birds fell out of sky in Louisiana too? OK that's it, something crazy is going on. Where's Fox Mulder when you need him?
←Rate | 01-04-2011 14:16 by Bill Comments (1)  


   messageicon Horse meat is now legal food. Look for McDonald's to introduce the supersized McStallion, low fat McMare, and super lean McGelding burgers, and don't forget the McPony for the kids....Thanks Obama!!
←Rate | 12-02-2011 08:59 by bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to everybody that had to work on President's Day bwahahaha
←Rate | 02-21-2011 13:12 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe the TSA is just offering prostate screenings as part of Obama's healthcare reform???
←Rate | 11-17-2010 12:11 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Ben Roethlisberger got his hands on Brett Favre's phone??
←Rate | 10-11-2010 10:49 by Bill Comments (0)  



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