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   messageicon My girlfriend and I went to stay with her parents at the weekend, but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. ... Which is a shame, because I fancy him.
←Rate | 12-06-2010 18:09 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if the Mayans are right, does that mean this is the last Christmas to be visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future?
←Rate | 12-12-2010 11:43 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon 127 Hours would have been better if immediately after he cut off his arm the rock shifted and landed on his foot.
←Rate | 02-13-2011 13:02 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon Went to the doctors today, he said ive got John McEnroe syndrome... I said..YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS !!!
←Rate | 01-02-2011 20:50 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get fewer Valentines than Christmas cards. ....I got one Christmas card
←Rate | 02-13-2011 17:28 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


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