Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is regrets to inform you that due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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X is 38 years old and still doesn't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle!

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X is wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.

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X is trying to stop being indecisive, but is not sure about it...

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X is can now be brought to you in HD.

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X is the answer

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X is gonna change my facebook status, but I got high...

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X is cool like the other side of the pillow

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X is usually good looking, but today is his day off.

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X is decided to continue with the beatings until morale improves

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X is considers obese people to be dyslexic anorexic

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X is wondering why its called a search party....

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X is attending life, and has no plans afterwards

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X is wondering "Do I think I am Paranoid?"

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X is does not take fashion advice from people who wear crocs

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X is would have brought sexy back but I lost the receipt

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X is beating his record for consecutive days alive!

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X is Schizophrenic, and so am I.

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X is Gone with the Wind!

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X is ...To be Continued

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